Riddles for Men

Something to share from an email i received. Enjoy!

Go on, have a good laugh.........

GOOD MORNING & CHEERS


Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catch the drops.

Q: What s the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward....backward.... forward.... stop and eject.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology.
When the baby looks like neighbour, then it is sociology..

Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

* 7 qualities to be a perfect wife:

>> Beautiful,
>> Responsible
>> Energetic
>> Adorable
>> Sweet
>> Truthful and
>> Self-Organized.

>> In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S


Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted.. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.

* Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt.
Guess where it would have bitten?
>> The boy's hand......

* Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.

Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him.......... .."Your tail is in the front"


>> Last but not least

>> Secret of long life...

>> Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two legs…